not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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