Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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