I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
