i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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