who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
