there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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