I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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