Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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