very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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