So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
