no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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