If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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