Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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