There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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