I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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