Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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