if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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