Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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