Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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