she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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