So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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