I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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