hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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