if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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