hell yes lets make some ravioli
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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