So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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