Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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