I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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