Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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