11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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