think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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