Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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