Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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