question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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