your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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