My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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