No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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