You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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