new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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