"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
try to milk me bitch
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