I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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