I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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