Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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