But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He shit in the fireplace
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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