If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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