who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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