when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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