nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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