rhymes with "ouble enetration"
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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