If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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