I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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