butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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