so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Randomize
