is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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